Description Electromagnetic Pulse Generator
This article was an April Fool's joke
Are you sometimes annoyed by electrical devices? With the Electromagnetic Pulse Generator, you can pretty much disable anything that contains electronics. For example, you can disrupt a football game or annoying casting shows on TV (see more pictures), turn bad music on the radio into a pleasant sound of the sea, or make a fluorescent tube flicker spookily. The possible applications are very diverse, and we can only hint at what buzzed and blinked wildly or even crashed during our visit to a large electronics store :)
A directional antenna and an omnidirectional antenna are included, which can interfere in a targeted or all-around manner depending on the desired use. The field strength of the pulses can be adjusted in 7 levels between 100 mV/km and an incredible 10000 mV/km. Additionally, various other parameters such as the pulse frequency (up to 100 mHz!), the length of the pulse, or the pulse shape (Delta, Beta, or even Sigma pulses) can be comfortably set via an integrated menu. Of course, the device also comes with a detailed manual that provides further important information about electromagnetic pulses in addition to explaining the operation.
WARNING: Depending on how strongly the Electromagnetic Pulse Generator is set, it can cause irreparable damage to devices in the vicinity. Furthermore, no metallic objects should be worn on the body near the device, as this can otherwise lead to dangerous feedback loops.