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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Wrong Castle
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Manchmal klopft man bei der Suche nach einer Prinzessin, versehentlich an der falschen Schlosspforte. Das zauberhafte "Wrong Castle"-Shirt verbinde...

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Human Abduction
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The ‘Human Abduction’ T-shirt design is a humorous reversal of the well-known sci-fi cliché of alien abduction. In stories, films and conspiracy th...

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Control Life Shirt for Magic Players
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Trading card games like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh! all follow the same basic concept: you draw cards and try to reduce your opponent's life total to zero. ...

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Midi-Chlorians
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Computer owners and producers just love to show off all the good stuff inside their PC cases, and everybody who invests in a new microprocessor wil...

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Book Lifting
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Do you see your body as the home for your spirit, and a way of showing off your geeky shirts?Do you feel happy and healthy as long as your brain ge...

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Immature
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Oh, those bores who think we should all act our age and behave! What a crazy (not to mention booooriiing) idea! Yeah, yeah, we know they think gami...

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Ingress Reading
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So tell us... are you enlightened? Or part of the resistance? Well, just make sure you never lose sight of your territory. Get distracted for one m...

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Knock Knock Knock Penny
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Sheldon: (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny?Penny: You do realize I stand on the other side of t...

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Anonymous
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Just like a lot of other things, Anonymous is a product of 4chan and has been politically active since 2008. The group fights against (Internet) ce...

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Grow up Calm Down
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On this shirt, you can see what kind of nasty things logarithm and exponential function say to each other when in conflict.For those who do not und...

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Helvetica
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The perfect shirt to confuse your designer friends: The word Helvetica in the font of Comic Sans.

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Life is too short for 56k
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Do you know the situation? After a long year of work, you are really looking forward to your next holiday. So you book a great hotel and you make s...

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beware of bugs in the above code
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For all the real computer scientists ;)

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select * from users (v2)
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Without words.

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WTF?
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What the f*k?

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software is like sex
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This quote by Linus is dead-on :)

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The lone wanderer
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Das Shirt "Der einsame Wanderer" ist benannt nach und greift den ikonischen "Einsamen Wanderer" aus "Fallout 3" auf, dem dritten Haupttitel der Ser...

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Torrorist
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It's not only the German chancellor Merkel who seems to be a potential terrorist for the NSA, who wiretapped her. Everybody, who wants to pro...

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I made it to 2022
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It can seem a little odd. Not to mention entertaining how people imagined the year 2022 just a couple of decades ago: flying cars in every garage, ...

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Stay at 127.0.0.1
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...

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2020 Would not recommend
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Let’s not beat around the bush: the year 2020 has not been all that great thus far. In January, the next world war was closer than ever; in Februar...

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Eat Sleep Game Repeat
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Build a house, plant a tree and father a child. According to the bible and old sayings, that's all there is to life. Well, we understand the tree p...

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AI Chronicles
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In addition to a great story, good actors and a certain budget, every aspiring dystopian science fiction novel needs some sort of artificial intell...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow
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As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...

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Hooray Sports
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Did you see that ridiculous display last night?The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, but you ...

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Sharknado
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Tara Reid... legendary actress (...Ahem) OK, she wasn't that bad in The Big Lebowski. But nobody expected the new low that was Sharknado.For t...

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Nerdshirt
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The Nerdshirt is open to different interpretations. It could, for example, be showing the difference between nerds and men as well as women. Men an...

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No bonus card
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The shirt for everyone who is annoyed by questions for bonus cards.

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Challenge accepted
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Are you lion-hearted, audacious and bold? Are you never discouraged?If this is the case, the 'Challenge Accepted' t.shirt is your thing! ...

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I void warranties
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Are you one of those people who has to disassemble every new technical device they get? If so, you must have destroyed a lot of "Warranty void if r...

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ROFL Copter
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The legendary ROFL-Copter on a shirt :)Rumour has it that the first one who used the ROLF-Copter was a Blizzard Mod in a Warcraft III forum? It was...

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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It is clear to human eyes what color your shirt is. But if you encounter robots without color perception, the color information in hex is certainly...

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Cthulhu Cola
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In the digital age, old gods are no longer as popular as they were 100 years ago. The Great Old One Cthulhu must also realise this. For a long time...

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Cthulhu's Horoscope
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Cthulhu's Horoscope

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Tron Life Shirt for Magic Players
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For a player of trading-card games, nothing is worse than having amazing cards in your hand but not enough mana to play them. This situation is usu...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.