Retro Nerd Merchandise & Fan Articles
If you like amazing point-and-click adventures from the golden age of video games, you'll most certainly know the slightly mad purple tentacle, who...
View full detailsKeys are an important part of our daily lives. Who doesn't use them a few times a day to get into their house, office, car, cupboard, safe? Th...
View full detailsSimple computer games are still the best! Right? That's why after 30 years, the arcade classic with the colourful tetrominos is still one of the mo...
View full detailsSeveral generations of teenagers poured all their passion and pocket money into these little plastic boxes with tape inside. There was no better an...
View full detailsWhilst others are still ranting about the resolution of Fallout 4, we remember that an epic game doesn't need too many pixels. Alright, a litt...
View full detailsIf there is one location where you certainly would not expect Godzilla to show up, it's your kitchen. After all, the famous giant lizard is usually...
View full detailsThe stereotypical nerd never leaves his mom's basement, is anti-social and only eats cold pizza and drinks warm soda. This image of our subculture ...
View full detailsMany have long since realised it: Floppy disks are simply no longer an adequate storage medium. They are very fragile and simply don’t offer enough...
View full detailsThe saying "everything was better in the old days" does not apply at all to video games, if only in terms of graphics. Nevertheless, many of us rem...
View full detailsHe wanted to become a real, rough-and-ready pirate. The most notorious pirate ever. Only everything kept going wrong! No one took him seriously as ...
View full detailsWe're pretty sure we know what Guybrush Threepwood would say about this example of a three-headed monkey from the monkey island. It's just too bad ...
View full details“It's dangerous to go alone!” These famous words from a video game don't just apply when you're a hero fighting dragons or rescuing princesses. Som...
View full detailsUSB flash drives, external hard drives and tiny memory cards have long since outpaced their predecessors. While those old media lacked modern memor...
View full detailsGamer hands are sensitive tools, as we all know. And frost is something they don't like at all,… which can be awful in the winter as there isn't al...
View full detailsThe good, old cartridges from the NES video game console were (almost) built like tanks: The sturdy grey plastic managed to protect the electronics...
View full detailsWith the cassette sponges in a set of 4, your washing up becomes a journey through time. Or when was the last time you held a real cassette in your...
View full detailsNerds can't be romantic? That's just a prejudice, of course. Or why else would we have gone to the trouble of creating a Candlestick lightsaber? Th...
View full detailsThe average nerd prefers his coffee black. No milk, no sugar, no frills. But from time to time, a latte macchiato, crema or some other fancy form o...
View full detailsIt doesn't get much nerdier than the retro video games of the 70s and 80s. And Pac-Man in particular is of course a classic. A greedy yellow circle...
View full detailsAre you a retro gamer with a penchant for legendary point-and-click adventures? Or an aspiring politician? Then this sticker is just the thing for ...
View full detailsImagine Mewtu suddenly appears and you realise that you don't have a single Pokéball left. To make sure that something annoying like this never hap...
View full detailsSmell like Captain Kirk for once: it's possible with this Captain Kirk soap! In the vastness of space, non-Vulcans can sometimes work up a sweat. B...
View full detailsLike all villains, the dark side of the Force usually lures us in with empty promises. Who hasn't heard the famous quote from Darth Vader to Luke: ...
View full detailsThe Magic Cube stands for the golden age of nerds like hardly anything else. With Star Wars, the first PCs and consoles for the home and the rise o...
View full detailsImagine running, jumping and diving through hazardous levels while malicious turtles and devious mushrooms have it in for you. And now imagine the ...
View full detailsIf you’re wondering why a music cassette, of all things, makes such a good key rack, you were most likely born after 1999. Everyone else will know ...
View full detailsEven if you always hated eating vegetables as a child, video games show that conscious eating can have a lot of positive consequences. For example,...
View full detailsIt is no coincidence that this tape dispenser is shaped like a cassette. Because in English, the word "tape" means both adhesive tape and audio tap...
View full detailsArcade machines, asteroids, spaceships, lasers… Ring any bells? Of course! After all, every child of the 1980s (and geeks who know their tribe’s hi...
View full detailsDuring his adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom, Super Mario has to face a multitude of dangers: hazardous obstacles, carnivorous plants and Bowser...
View full detailsCreepers, the green monsters with four legs and no arms, are the most iconic character in Minecraft Every player has a certain love-hate relationsh...
View full detailsThe year 1990 changed our lives forever when the first Gameboy came on the market. The absolute horror for parents and teachers, because it was dif...
View full detailsAre you looking for a suitable storage option for your cassette-style cleaning sponges [Link]? That's exactly what you get with the cassette record...
View full detailsThe phrase "Beam me up, Scotty" was never actually uttered in the popular science fiction series. Nevertheless, it has become a household phrase in...
View full detailsFew villains from the golden age of point and click adventures have risen to such prominence as the megalomaniac, Purple Tentacle! After the rather...
View full detailsWhat does a hero truly need? A magic sword, a mithril shirt and magical powers? Well, those and a proper jacket, of course. After all, what good is...
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