Geek Clothing: Nerd Shirts & Geek Shirts
Sometimes it's astonishingly easy to hack into other computer systems. Just pick up your phone and say: "Hi. This is your system administ...
View full detailsSo, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...
View full detailsIsn't it a good feeling to have power over hardware users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users won't reali...
View full detailsWho tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or, maybe, right is not right, and wrong is right!? Maybe it's a matter of opinion?
Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...
There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...
View full detailsTranslated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...
View full detailsThe main assumption of the computer and network security principle "security by obscurity" is that a system cannot be compromised if nobody on the ...
View full detailsLet's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...
View full detailsWho knew that two small words could make a seasoned programmer sweat and shiver in fear? Simply utter "syntax error" to reduce anyone who works in ...
View full detailsAs we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...
View full detailsLet's be honest: If someone needs documentation besides the code, they wouldn’t be able to understand your explanation. The next time somebody asks...
View full detailsJedi use the Force, programmers use the source code. Whosoever controls it, controls basically everything. But remember: With great power comes gre...
View full detailsGet ready to equip almost everything with a power button. Apples, books, clothes and even bags ─ no problem. Just hope that you won't get the...
View full detailsSometimes it takes a while to get one's thoughts sorted out. If you need a minute, simply point towards this pin and everyone will know.
127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1. With this button, you can declare almost anything your home. Whether other people will respect that choice is another qu...
View full detailsIf real life obeyed CSS code, things would be easier...
Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?
Do you know the situation? After a long year of work, you are really looking forward to your next holiday. So you book a great hotel and you make s...
View full detailsIf you've had OpenOffice up and running for ages, then maybe it's because you write your letters with Latex? If this is the case, then yo...
View full detailsThere has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".
This quote by Linus is dead-on :)
On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...
View full detailsIf you think shells live on the beach, and a console to you is a video game, this shirt is probably not really meant for you. But... if you have ev...
View full detailsIt's safe to say that without IT specialists, the world as we know it could hardly function. Most aspects of our lives, whether we realize it or no...
View full detailsThis pin should be standard issue for anyone working with computers. The fact that one uses computers on a daily basis does not turn one into a fre...
View full detailsBefore bothering other people, it's always a good idea to read the manual. Or as this pin puts it bluntly: read the fluffing manual!
This is the official shirt of the Hackzogtum association from Coburg. More information is available at www.hackzogtum-coburg.de 2 EUR of the sales ...
View full detailsThere are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...
View full detailsDon't you sometimes feel like a new programme if you are out in real life?
For all the real computer scientists ;)
Printed on the back is, of course, </body>Isn't everybody just a little HTML?
With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom
Without words.
Geeks have known this for a long time now: computers are better than sex....