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If you ever meet a colour-blind robot, it will be useful to have the hex code the same colour of your shirt written on it :)The writing #000000 is ...
View full detailsIt is clear to human eyes what color your shirt is. But if you encounter robots without color perception, the color information in hex is certainly...
View full detailsThere are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...
View full detailsIn addition to a great story, good actors and a certain budget, every aspiring dystopian science fiction novel needs some sort of artificial intell...
View full detailsLet me consider this briefly...............well, NO !Do you always need a bit of time to come up with an appropriate answer when someone else is as...
View full detailsSomething you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...
View full detailsAs you can see, you can't see... well, anything! ;) You know what we mean: You're online... You click on a cool looking thumbnail... and ...
View full detailsAhh, nothing beats a well-organized home, right? Everything exactly where it belongs, all the books organized by the astronomical sign of the autho...
View full detailsThere are a few unwritten rules everybody in IT should always follow. And trust us, if you decide to ignore these rules, you definitely won't want ...
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Death, War, Pestilence and Hunger - one does not need to be familiar with the works of Albrecht Dürer to recognize this unholy quartet: The Four Ho...
View full detailsThis button should be part of the wardrobe of every person who is even remotely involved with computers. Because this fact does not automatically t...
View full detailsWhat the Force is to Jedis, the source code is to computer scientists. If you control it, you basically control everything. But remember: with grea...
View full detailsLet's be honest: anyone who needs additional explanations besides the code wouldn't understand your explanations anyway. The next time someone asks...
View full detailsSometimes you just need a little longer to sort out your thoughts. Just point to the button and finish thinking. That way everyone knows and you ha...
View full detailsThis year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...
View full detailsThis year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...
View full detailsThis year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...
View full detailsFinish this sentence:Home is where... Well, for us geeks and nerds, it's where our wi-fi devices automatically connect.
Did you see that ridiculous display last night?The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, but you ...
View full detailsThere are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...
View full detailsMany people see administrators as a kind of Matrix god. They sit in front of computers, typing away like mad in completely unspectacular looking te...
View full detailsSorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...
View full detailsWe can all agree that it can be pretty hard keeping up with all the latest social customs. One minute you shake a person's hand when you meet them,...
View full detailsAt some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...
View full detailsHello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admins at R...
View full detailsThe word hacker in Japanese on a shirt. The characters are pronounced "hakka" (with a small pause between the k, i.e. "hak (pause) ka").
Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will know what the following situation is like: "Can you help me? My computer crashed and I can't get to a...
View full detailsYou're looking forward to your long-deserved vacation, book a hotel that mentions something about "Internet access" in the brief description and ma...
View full detailsPenguins are cool, pretty goofy and probably the only birds in the world who forgot to be birds. No other animal looks funnier waddling in the snow...
View full detailsLet's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...
View full detailsDo you see real beauty where others just see numbers? Are perfect formulas and graphs your type of art? No matter where and when, do you think that...
View full detailsOn the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...
View full detailsComputer owners and manufacturers shamelessly flaunt what's hidden inside the casing, and anyone who invests a lot of money in a new microprocessor...
View full detailsWhen it comes to charms, we nerds usually think of powerful spells in pen-and-paper games, the counterpart to the Strange Quark or simply a certain...
View full detailsTrue story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...
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